{"id":1387,"date":"2026-03-23T16:53:24","date_gmt":"2026-03-23T16:53:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.sex-czech.cz\/blog\/?p=1387"},"modified":"2026-05-16T13:32:38","modified_gmt":"2026-05-16T11:32:38","slug":"treti-v-posteli","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sex-czech.cz\/blog\/treti-v-posteli\/","title":{"rendered":"T\u0159et\u00ed v posteli: P\u0159\u00edb\u011bh o l\u00e1sce a psovi (pov\u00eddka)"},"content":{"rendered":"

Jak n\u00e1m Hugo zkazil hr\u00e1tky<\/strong><\/h2>\n

Ve\u010der je tepl\u00fd, l\u00edn\u00fd a tak trochu slibn\u00fd. Okno v lo\u017enici je pootev\u0159en\u00e9 a dovnit\u0159 proud\u00ed v\u016fn\u011b letn\u00ed noci, sm\u00edchan\u00e1 s tlumen\u00fdm \u0161umem m\u011bsta. Na posteli sed\u00ed Kl\u00e1ra, vlasy rozpu\u0161t\u011bn\u00e9 p\u0159es ramena, a pozoruje Petra, kter\u00fd se sna\u017e\u00ed otev\u0159\u00edt l\u00e1hev v\u00edna. Vypad\u00e1 u toho soust\u0159ed\u011bn\u011b, skoro slavnostn\u011b, jako by \u0161lo o mal\u00fd ritu\u00e1l.<\/p>\n

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\u201eV\u00ed\u0161, \u017ee tohle je jen oby\u010dejn\u00fd \u0161roubovac\u00ed uz\u00e1v\u011br?\u201c poznamen\u00e1 Kl\u00e1ra pobaven\u011b. Petr se zaraz\u00ed, chv\u00edli na lahev hled\u00ed, pak se rozesm\u011bje a bez velk\u00e9 ceremonie v\u00edno otev\u0159e. Nalije dv\u011b sklenky, jednu j\u00ed pod\u00e1 a posad\u00ed se vedle n\u00ed. Sklenice o sebe ti\u0161e cinknou. Pod postel\u00ed se cosi pohne. Mal\u00fd jezev\u010d\u00edk Hugo vystr\u010d\u00ed \u010dum\u00e1k. Jeho tmav\u00e9 o\u010di se podez\u0159\u00edvav\u011b rozhl\u00ed\u017eej\u00ed po m\u00edstnosti. Tenhle ve\u010der se mu ani trochu nezd\u00e1. Lid\u00e9 jsou p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 bl\u00edzko u sebe. P\u0159\u00edli\u0161 se sm\u011bj\u00ed. A hlavn\u011b si ho v\u016fbec nev\u0161\u00edmaj\u00ed. To je podez\u0159el\u00e9.<\/p>\n

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Na posteli se mezit\u00edm atmosf\u00e9ra pomalu m\u011bn\u00ed. V\u00edno je lehk\u00e9, rozhovor je\u0161t\u011b leh\u010d\u00ed. Petr Kl\u00e1\u0159e odhrne pramen vlas\u016f z tv\u00e1\u0159e a na okam\u017eik se zastav\u00ed, jako by si cht\u011bl ten moment zapamatovat. Pak se k n\u00ed naklon\u00ed. Polibek je pomal\u00fd a m\u011bkk\u00fd. Hugo okam\u017eit\u011b vysune hlavu v\u00edc. Jeho u\u0161i se nap\u0159\u00edm\u00ed. Na posteli se n\u011bco d\u011bje. Kl\u00e1ra se lehce pohne, kdy\u017e j\u00ed Petr p\u0159ejede prstn\u00edma po z\u00e1dech. \u201eTy m\u00e1\u0161 dneska n\u011bjakou n\u00e1ladu,\u201c za\u0161ept\u00e1. \u201eM\u00e1m,\u201c odpov\u00ed Petr a tv\u00e1\u0159\u00ed se p\u0159itom nevinn\u011b. Pod postel\u00ed se ozve tich\u00e9 zavr\u010den\u00ed.<\/p>\n

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Hugo vyleze ven. Pomalu, d\u016fstojn\u011b, s v\u00fdrazem psa, kter\u00fd m\u00e1 pocit, \u017ee mus\u00ed situaci kontrolovat. Postav\u00ed se vedle postele a up\u0159en\u011b sleduje d\u011bn\u00ed. Na posteli si ho zat\u00edm nikdo nev\u0161imne.<\/p>\n

Petr Kl\u00e1ru st\u00e1hne bl\u00ed\u017e k sob\u011b a ona mu p\u0159ejede rukou po krku. Polibky jsou te\u010f rychlej\u0161\u00ed, sm\u00edch se m\u00eds\u00ed s tlumen\u00fdm \u0161epotem. Hugo to vn\u00edm\u00e1. Tohle je okam\u017eik, kdy se mus\u00ed zas\u00e1hnout.<\/p>\n

Bez varov\u00e1n\u00ed vysko\u010d\u00ed na postel.<\/p>\n

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Jezev\u010d\u00edci nejsou zn\u00e1m\u00ed elegantn\u00edmi skoky, tak\u017ee jeho p\u0159ist\u00e1n\u00ed p\u0159ipom\u00edn\u00e1 sp\u00ed\u0161 mal\u00fd chlupat\u00fd projektil. Petr s Kl\u00e1rou se polekan\u011b odtrhnou. \u201eHugo!\u201c vyhrkne Kl\u00e1ra. Pes stoj\u00ed mezi nimi. Hrudn\u00edk vypnut\u00fd, ocas nap\u016fl vzty\u010den\u00fd. Vypad\u00e1, jako by pr\u00e1v\u011b zachr\u00e1nil sv\u011bt. Petr si povzdechne. \u201eTo je dobr\u00fd. My jsme si jen pov\u00eddali.\u201c Hugo nev\u011b\u0159\u00ed ani slovo. Kl\u00e1ra ho pohlad\u00ed, ale sotva se znovu p\u0159ibl\u00ed\u017e\u00ed k Petrovi, pes se vkl\u00edn\u00ed mezi n\u011b. Doslova. Protla\u010d\u00ed se doprost\u0159ed, oto\u010d\u00ed se t\u0159ikr\u00e1t dokola a spokojen\u011b se rozval\u00ed. \u201eTo snad ne,\u201c zamuml\u00e1 Petr. \u201eOn \u017e\u00e1rl\u00ed,\u201c zasm\u011bje se Kl\u00e1ra.<\/p>\n

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Hugo v\u0161echno sleduje. Petr se po chv\u00edli zkus\u00ed znovu naklonit ke Kl\u00e1\u0159e. Velmi pomalu. Velmi nen\u00e1padn\u011b. Hugo okam\u017eit\u011b otev\u0159e ob\u011b o\u010di. Ticho. Petr se zaraz\u00ed. Pes zavr\u010d\u00ed tak potichu, \u017ee to skoro zn\u00ed jako vzd\u00e1len\u00e9 vrn\u011bn\u00ed. \u201eOn t\u011b hl\u00edd\u00e1,\u201c za\u0161ept\u00e1 Kl\u00e1ra. \u201eJ\u00e1 jsem tady host,\u201c br\u00e1n\u00ed se Petr.<\/p>\n

\u201ePodle n\u011bj ne.\u201c Hugo se najednou zvedne, p\u0159ejde po posteli a posad\u00ed se p\u0159\u00edmo na Petrovu nohu. Nehnut\u011b na n\u011bj z\u00edr\u00e1. Je to pohled mal\u00e9ho, velmi odhodlan\u00e9ho policisty. Petr se pokus\u00ed situaci zachr\u00e1nit. Nat\u00e1hne ruku, chce psa pohladit. Hugo se nech\u00e1 pohladit. Ale jen chv\u00edli.<\/p>\n

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Pak se znovu oto\u010d\u00ed a op\u0159e se Kl\u00e1\u0159e o b\u0159icho, jako by j\u00ed d\u011blal \u017eiv\u00fd \u0161t\u00edt.<\/p>\n

Kl\u00e1ra se u\u017e sm\u011bje nahlas. \u201ePromi\u0148,\u201c \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 mezi sm\u00edchem. \u201eOn si mysl\u00ed, \u017ee jsi vet\u0159elec.\u201c \u201eJ\u00e1 jsem\u00a0 tv\u016fj p\u0159\u00edtel.\u201c \u201eHugo to nev\u00ed a vn\u00edm\u00e1 to jinak.\u201c Petr si lehne na z\u00e1da a zad\u00edv\u00e1 se do stropu. \u201eTak\u017ee m\u00e1me konkurenci.\u201c Hugo spokojen\u011b mlaskne a sto\u010d\u00ed se do klub\u00ed\u010dka. Na p\u011bt vte\u0159in nastane klid.<\/p>\n

Pak Petr znovu zkus\u00ed obejmout Kl\u00e1ru. Hugo vyst\u0159el\u00ed jako pru\u017eina. Postav\u00ed mezi jejich obli\u010deje tak ne\u010dekan\u011b, \u017ee Petr m\u00e1lem naraz\u00ed nosem do jeho \u010dum\u00e1ku.<\/p>\n

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\u201eDob\u0159e!\u201c vydechne Petr. \u201eDob\u0159e, vyhr\u00e1l jsi.\u201c Hugo v\u00edt\u011bzoslavn\u011b zam\u00e1v\u00e1 ocasem. Kl\u00e1ra se sklon\u00ed a d\u00e1 Petrovi kr\u00e1tk\u00fd polibek p\u0159es ps\u00ed hlavu. Hugo okam\u017eit\u011b zak\u0148u\u010d\u00ed. \u201eVid\u00ed\u0161?\u201c sm\u011bje se Kl\u00e1ra. \u201eOn to fakt bere osobn\u011b.\u201c Petr chv\u00edli p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161l\u00ed. Pak ud\u011bl\u00e1 jedinou v\u011bc, kter\u00e1 ho napadne. Nat\u00e1hne ruku ke sk\u0159\u00edni, vyt\u00e1hne mal\u00fd bal\u00ed\u010dek ps\u00edch pamlsk\u016f a zat\u0159ese s n\u00edm. Hugo ztuhne. Jeho u\u0161i se oto\u010d\u00ed. Pamlsky. Je to zrada. Ale z\u00e1rove\u0148\u2026 pamlsky. Petr hod\u00ed jeden kousek ke dve\u0159\u00edm.<\/p>\n

Hugo zav\u00e1h\u00e1 p\u0159esn\u011b dv\u011b sekundy.<\/p>\n

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Pak vyst\u0159el\u00ed z postele a zmiz\u00ed v chodb\u011b. V lo\u017enici z\u016fstane ticho. Petr a Kl\u00e1ra na sebe chv\u00edli jen koukaj\u00ed. Pak se rozesm\u011bj\u00ed. \u201eMysl\u00ed\u0161, \u017ee m\u00e1me tak deset sekund?\u201c za\u0161ept\u00e1 Petr. \u201eMaxim\u00e1ln\u011b.\u201c Naklon\u00ed se k sob\u011b pr\u00e1v\u011b ve chv\u00edli, kdy se z chodby ozve rychl\u00e9 klap\u00e1n\u00ed dr\u00e1pk\u016f po podlaze.<\/p>\n

Hugo se vrac\u00ed. A tentokr\u00e1t b\u011b\u017e\u00ed je\u0161t\u011b rychleji. Dve\u0159e se rozlet\u00ed tak prudce, \u017ee se odraz\u00ed od zdi. Hugo p\u0159ibrzd\u00ed smykem, kter\u00fd by mu mohl z\u00e1vid\u011bt nejeden z\u00e1vodn\u00edk rallye, a s dramatick\u00fdm v\u00fdrazem sko\u010d\u00ed zp\u00e1tky na postel. Znovu mezi n\u011b. Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b.<\/p>\n

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Tentokr\u00e1t si ani ned\u00e1v\u00e1 pr\u00e1ci s n\u011bjak\u00fdm decentn\u00edm vkl\u00edn\u011bn\u00edm. Prost\u011b se rozpl\u00e1cne nap\u0159\u00ed\u010d, jako \u017eiv\u00fd most, kter\u00fd m\u00e1 jasn\u00fd \u00fa\u010del: odd\u011blit dva podez\u0159el\u00e9 jedince. \u201eOn to pochopil,\u201c konstatuje Petr rezignovan\u011b. \u201eOn to v\u017edycky pochop\u00ed,\u201c p\u0159ik\u00fdvne Kl\u00e1ra. Hugo fun\u00ed. Je lehce zad\u00fdchan\u00fd, ale jeho v\u00fdraz \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 jedin\u00e9: Situace je op\u011bt pod kontrolou. <\/em>Petr si sedne a zad\u00edv\u00e1 se na psa. \u201eDob\u0159e. Tak jinak.\u201c Nat\u00e1hne se pro sklenku v\u00edna, napije se a pak velmi pomalu, demonstrativn\u011b obejme Kl\u00e1ru kolem ramen.<\/p>\n

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Hugo zvedne hlavu. Petr se usm\u011bje. \u201eTe\u010f nic ned\u011bl\u00e1m,\u201c \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 klidn\u011b. Hugo p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161l\u00ed. Je to vid\u011bt.<\/p>\n

Mozek pracuje. Situace nen\u00ed jasn\u00e1. Neprob\u00edh\u00e1 \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd polibek. \u017d\u00e1dn\u00e9 podez\u0159el\u00e9 pohyby. Jen\u2026 obj\u00edm\u00e1n\u00ed. To je \u0161ed\u00e1 z\u00f3na. Kl\u00e1ra zadr\u017e\u00ed sm\u00edch. Petr se ani nehne. Hugo si lehne. Vypad\u00e1 to nad\u011bjn\u011b.<\/p>\n

Petr se pomalu naklon\u00ed ke Kl\u00e1\u0159e. Opravdu pomalu. Centimetr po centimetru. Hugo ho hl\u00edd\u00e1.<\/p>\n

Petr se zastav\u00ed a potom pokra\u010duje. Je to t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 operace na otev\u0159en\u00e9m srdci. Nap\u011bt\u00ed by se dalo kr\u00e1jet.<\/p>\n

Kl\u00e1ra u\u017e sotva d\u00fdch\u00e1, jak se sna\u017e\u00ed nesm\u00e1t. Petr je te\u010f p\u00e1r centimetr\u016f od jej\u00ed tv\u00e1\u0159e. A pak\u2026<\/p>\n

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Hugo nat\u00e1hne packu a polo\u017e\u00ed ji Petrovi p\u0159\u00edmo na tv\u00e1\u0159. Ticho. Kl\u00e1ra vyprskne sm\u00edchy.<\/p>\n

Petr z\u016fstane nehybn\u011b sed\u011bt s ps\u00ed packou na nose. \u201eOn\u2026 m\u011b pr\u00e1v\u011b zastavil?\u201c \u201eAno,\u201c hlesne Kl\u00e1ra mezi z\u00e1chvaty sm\u00edchu. Hugo otev\u0159e o\u010di. Pod\u00edv\u00e1 se na Petra. A velmi pomalu pohne packou.<\/p>\n

Jako by \u0159\u00edkal: Ani o krok d\u00e1l, kamar\u00e1de.<\/em> Petr jemn\u011b sund\u00e1 packu jeho obli\u010deje a rozesm\u011bje se. \u201eDob\u0159e. Tak tohle u\u017e je osobn\u00ed.\u201c Hugo se spokojen\u011b sto\u010d\u00ed zp\u00e1tky mezi n\u011b.<\/p>\n

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Kl\u00e1ra si lehne na bok, op\u0159e si hlavu o ruku a d\u00edv\u00e1 se na n\u011b oba. \u201eMysl\u00edm, \u017ee dneska vyhr\u00e1l.\u201c<\/p>\n

Petr si povzdechne, ale usm\u00edv\u00e1 se. \u201eJo. Ale z\u00edtra koup\u00edm v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed balen\u00ed pamlsk\u016f.\u201c Hugo zpozorn\u00ed.<\/p>\n

Slovo \u201epamlsky\u201c nez\u016fstane bez odezvy. Zvedne hlavu. Znovu ten pohled. Mal\u00fd policista. Ale tentokr\u00e1t s lehk\u00fdm n\u00e1znakem, \u017ee se nech\u00e1 zkorumpovat.<\/p>\n

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Konec…<\/p>\n

T\u0159et\u00ed<\/span><\/strong>\u00a0v posteli:\u00a0<\/span>P\u0159\u00edb\u011bh<\/span><\/strong>\u00a0o\u00a0<\/span>l\u00e1sce<\/span><\/strong>\u00a0a\u00a0<\/span>psovi<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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